Vienna 04/03/2025
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What will the new world order look like? Not even its creators know. Most of us long for the old, not-so-ideal “order” in which politicians tried to hide the fact that they were stealing from us and sometimes even had to justify themselves for unfulfilled election promises.
You can use them again at the next election.
The whole thing began spectacularly five years ago with a successful pandemic, and the globalists would like to repeat this scenario. That’s why we keep hearing about new deadly pandemics. “Don’t go near a monkey or it will infect you with smallpox! Killing chickens under the pretext of a new flu has driven up the price of eggs, but unfortunately that’s it. Why unfortunately? Because they want it so badly! So today I’m going to present the idea of a new pandemic that I found on Telegram. Source 01.04.2025. 15:53.
Let’s not be fooled by the date of April Fools’ Day! This pandemic is real, each of us has probably contracted this disease more than once, unless we are completely humorless, but such people don’t read this blog.
Laughter is infectious, rejuvenates, international, unites and is healthy.
You too can laugh again. We’ll help you along the way.
BREAKING NEWS: New virus is spreading rapidly!
Scientists have discovered a new virus that has already spread to large parts of the world: SRAS-VOC1! The disease it causes, DIVOC-25, leads to uncontrolled fits of laughter and extreme facial expressions. Those affected report sudden fits of laughter that occur even at the most inappropriate moments – whether in meetings, at weddings or even at funerals. Particularly dangerous: the virus is transmitted simply by listening to or looking at an infected person!
SYMPTOMS:
🔸Twitching of the corners of the mouth, followed by a broad grin
🔸Sudden, uncontrolled fits of laughter
🔸Strong training of the abdominal muscles through constant laughter
🔸Danger of losing your own seriousness forever
Special risk groups:
🔸People with a sense of humor
🔸People who regularly watch public television
🔸People who use public transport
THE DANGER IS REAL!
Virologists warn: If SRAS-VOC1 continues to spread so rapidly, a strict curfew will be imposed by Easter at the latest! Experts recommend neither watching funny videos nor having conversations with people who are already affected by laughing fits. Memes and jokes are particularly dangerous – they could further fuel the pandemic!
FIRST MEASURES AGAINST DIVOC-25:
🔸Don’t tell any more jokes
🔸Avoid the media
🔸Strictly suppress laughter – if necessary with serious tax forms or news about politics
Attention! Some particularly severe cases already report a chronic zest for life! If this condition persists, there is a risk of complete immunity to bad moods.
WHAT TO DO?
The Ministry of Health advises: Watch politicians make speeches. Spread the word quickly! Only if everyone is informed can we together prevent the world from bursting into laughter!
Stay concerned – and above all serious!
Watch the video above for an example of how quickly you can get infected!!!
I also suggest changing the name of the pseudoscience from virology to laughtology. Laughter is a weapon far more dangerous than intercontinental ballistic missiles. The use of laughter undoes years of efforts to put us under stress through fear. It improves health in spite of the tremendous efforts of medicine to ensure that we never get rid of diseases. It makes us parry with laughter at the sight of a politician on TV promising everything the voters want.
Tragicomedies shown on television are the best way to make people who are still thinking laugh.
Author of the article: Marek Wojcik
Email: worldscam3@gmail.com
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